let me tell you the story of how today i facebook stalked scott. and i noticed that stephen had written on scott's wall. stephen wrote 'are you coming to oktoberfest?' to scott. then i got mad that stephen didn't tell me he was having an oktoberfest. why would stephen ask scott if he was going to oktoberfest, but not me??? just because it's scott's birthday and not my birthday. i was mad. stephen is a fucker. so i commented on stephen's post. i said 'what' although in hindsight that did not accurately convey my anger. then i realized that above stephen's post someone posted pictures of scott on september 29th. 5 days from now.september 29th is the future. i was confused. i wished i had friends like scott that could post pictures of me from the future and also that invited me to oktoberfest. then i realized that all of these posts were not from the future, or even from the present, but actually they were from the past. 2008. 2008 has passed. shitballs.
i don't know why i put that on the blog. i wish we could tag scott's facebook on the blog posts.
i don't wear a helmet, and i guess it's mostly out of laziness to go out and buy a helmet, but maybe i will go buy one today because of this blog post.
hey...i wear a helmet because im a cool guy!
ReplyDeletecool people wear helmets!!!
i bought my helmet for $1 at a thrift store...just so you all know
also i just talked to scott (birthday boy) on the phone...and i told him that everytime i make a post on facebook im going to reference him.
let me tell you the story of how today i facebook stalked scott. and i noticed that stephen had written on scott's wall. stephen wrote 'are you coming to oktoberfest?' to scott. then i got mad that stephen didn't tell me he was having an oktoberfest. why would stephen ask scott if he was going to oktoberfest, but not me??? just because it's scott's birthday and
ReplyDeletenot my birthday. i was mad. stephen is a fucker. so i commented on stephen's post. i said 'what' although in hindsight that did not accurately convey my anger. then i realized that above stephen's post someone posted pictures of scott on september 29th. 5 days from now.september 29th is the future. i was confused. i wished i had friends like scott that could post pictures of me from the future and also that invited me to oktoberfest. then i realized that all of these
posts were not from the future, or even from the present, but actually they were from the past. 2008. 2008 has passed. shitballs.
if we reference him all the time his 2008 birthday posts will disappear
ReplyDeleteI felt like I've been here before.
ReplyDeletemike...its de ja blog
ReplyDeletebut fuck scott's wall..we should take over it now...and in a year we can look at it and talk about the time one year ago when we took over his wall
agreed.
ReplyDeletei don't know why i put that on the blog. i wish we could tag scott's facebook on the blog posts.
ReplyDeletei don't wear a helmet, and i guess it's mostly out of laziness to go out and buy a helmet, but maybe i will go buy one today because of this blog post.
@scott rose
I don't wear a helmet because I don't want frat bro-dogs to call me a fag.
ReplyDeleteby the way Deepak... what is the prefered spelling of "bro-dog"?
Mike, if the "bro-dogs" call you one for riding a bike (which they'll do anyways, you'll have a handy weapon
ReplyDeletei just ate a piece of chocolate. it was yummy.
ReplyDeletebatya's motto: "relevance relevance relevance"
ReplyDeletei think bro-dog is the preferred spelling.
ReplyDeletei think you can spell "bro-dog" "douche-bro" too depending on who you are referring to.
ReplyDeletedeepak is funny.
ReplyDeleteSean: Plus if you get into a fight you're already wearing armor.
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