THIS is how the world ends!

Brewery science will be the death of us all. It will be a glorious, drunken, and hopefully tasty death, but still death nonetheless. Behold the evil genius who has created Tactical Nuclear Penguin
This beer has a 32% ABV.

Gyrotonics with Shaq

This morning I had breakfast with my mom's good friend Donita -- don't worry, Sean, there were no pancakes, so my appetite is whet for this evening's labia variety -- who is taking a gyrotonics class with Shaq: