THIS is how the world ends!

Brewery science will be the death of us all. It will be a glorious, drunken, and hopefully tasty death, but still death nonetheless. Behold the evil genius who has created Tactical Nuclear Penguin
This beer has a 32% ABV.

Walmart really does have everything

For all your self burial needs. Also they have urns!

I'm still looking for the American flag coffin