Sperm Races, Exciting News

Hi Everyone...

I bet you all were wondering, like I was, was it would be like to observe glowing fruit fly sperm race through a female. Well, today, thanks to intrepid researchers from Syracuse University, we are closer to witnessing such a majestic sight.

Sadly, there is no video...yet...

Also, in personal news, I get to go to Chicago in May for in person Jeopardy! tryouts. If you want to help me practice, you can randomly call me and ask me trivia. However, if you do so, I must insist that you phrase the question like Dennis Hopper in Speed. "Pop quiz, hot shot...."

Chia Obama makes the statement, "I'm proud to be an American!"

Thank you for being a friend?

I saw this on fark.com and I thought of you Deepak. Follow the link (here)to read an editorial on how the Golden Girls made a generation of men gay. A snippet:

The most unexpected segment of this show’s fanbase was America’s young men. In the 80s, these were boys too delicate for sports, too awkward for girls, too “artistic” for labor-intensive work and too flamboyant for peer acceptance in high school. With no real adults in sight, these poor children became obsessed with the poorly conceived characters on this show. Desperate for a firm hand in their lives, they gravitated to the subversive undercurrent of masculinity in these aged matrons.